My Baby Left Me For A Small
Town Honky Dwarf
Written By - Bobsy Bob Rougeaux.
Performed By - Bobsy Bob Rougeaux & Pauly 'Big Fingers' Hanson.
Here's one that comes from the heart folks. In a state of total depression after his woman left him for a dwarf, Bobsy wrote a tear jerker to share with the world. This touching tune expresses his complete agony and hollowness after the ordeal. Subsequently, Bobsy Bob met up with the dwarf and talked about old times, then he repeatedly bashed his tiny skull into an unrecognizable mess.
Lyrics
My baby left me a small town honky dwarf
My baby left me a small town honky dwarf
She packed her bags and headed on down the road
Baby baby, baby please don't go
Baby baby, baby please don't go
But she packed her bags and headed on down the road
She said she loved me, said she'd never
go
She said she loved me, said she'd never go
But that short little honky he just stole the show
Baby baby, baby please don't go
Baby baby, baby please don't go
But she packed her bags and headed on down the road
She broke my heart and left me all alone
She broke my heart and left me all alone
Life can be so cruel when your fully grown
Baby baby, baby please don't go
Baby baby, baby please don't go
But she packed her bags and headed on down the road
Baby baby, baby please don't go
Baby baby, baby please don't go
But she packed her bags and headed on down that road
Yeah! you gotta be careful of those honky dwarfs, They'll just sweep your baby off her feet and swoop in like an eagle and take her away. Oh yeah! she was like putty in my hands. Yep! no point in bein' twice the size if ye don't get the prize.
