Squealin' Like A Pig

Written By - Jay Rougeaux
Performed By - The artist formerly known as Pig Boy

Written for the Artist formerly known as Pig Boy. Based on the motion picture "Deliverance", this is a 'love song' in the most perverted sense. Scary stuff!

Lyrics

Summer in the suburbs it is hot and it is gritty
Me and the boys we got to get out of the city
We took the canoes and we headed down south
Gettin' back to nature is what it's all about
Left the wives and worries and the girlfriends at home
Just me and the boys and beers in the wilderness alone

As darkness fell we bedded down for the night
Then all of a sudden I awoke with a freight
As I opened my eyes I wish I too had ran
Standing high above me was a great big mountain man
I started to shake and then I started to cry
I just came for the fishin' mister I don't wanna die

He grabbed me by the throat and said "can't you see
I ain't no mister I'm a lady"
Though there was a smell of sweat and alcohol I knew it was true
No self-respecting mountain man wears Channel No.2
She said "now I've got you all alone things will be just fine
So stop shaking like a leaf, let me show you a good time


Until your squealin' like a pig
Until you're crawlin' on the floor
Until your prayin' on your knees
Until your cryin' out no please
You won't know what love is

She was hairy, she was fat, she was toothless and mean
Quite an ugly creature I swear I'd never seen
She said "you're so cute and smell so good wanna know you some more
So take those little panties off start crawlin' around the floor
You city boys don't like to fight so we can have some fun
So waste no time get on your knees there's a lot of prayin' to be done"

She put her tongue deep down my throat and said "I love you"
I prayed to God I would not choke and said "I love you too"
She said "Lie with me beneath the stars on a love-bed made of grass
I'll run my fingers through your hair and fondle your pink ass"
She wrapped her legs 'round my face 'til I started turnin' blue
"Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop if you know whats good for you"
Trapped beneath her sweaty flesh in the distance I did hear
The cries of friends pierce the night and fill the air with fear

As the sun did rise I looked around but she was nowhere to be seen
Cold and wet I scratched my head could it all have been a dream
I was feelin' kinda' lonely body battered and bruised
I wonder had she loved me or had I just been used
We packed our stuff and headed home not a sound was heard
And vowed that no matter what no one would speak a word
Sometimes I lie awake at night and I miss her yes I do
I dream of what she done to me and I know that it is true

Until your squealin' like a pig........

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